Why did God make mothers?

Yesterday someone sent me this and it sure made me laugh!  I thought I would pass it along.

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2 . Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think

Why did God give you your mother & not some other mum?
1. Cuz we're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

My absolute favorite one is this last answer above ---"the invisible eyes on the back of her head" Ha!

I am having a wonderful weekend... I Cleaned a bit earlier good thing I was done early. I am about to enjoy a few of these a scrumptious juicy strawberries.  

A little gifty I found waiting for me last night at the front door --it's from little sister.  I think I will have a couple while a I add a few more rows to my Liesl

 

DH and Little C went off to the hardware store I think... and I have the house all to myself  ahhhhh...  peace and quiet, chocolate covered straweberries, and knitting!  What more can a knit girl ask for?

Hmmmmm well maybe one of these:

 

I am passing the buck on this one... It's all happened when I read this post from

The YarnHarlot.  All it took to convince me was the bit about busting through your stash at warp speed.  Of course the note about how it only takes 2 hours to complete a project didn't help. Two hours people!  I need to do some serious stash busting folks!  I will show you what I mean someday soon. Do people still have flash your stash days?  I don't want to shock anyone:)  Lets just say things are a bit out of control right now. I think the monthly sock subscriptions are starting to creep up on me - Ha! 

 

 I think it would make a nice Mama's day gift don't you?

 

Comments

[stacey]

oooo, a perfect gift;) I love the 2nd grader's answers...I swear wometimes, I am just here to clean though. ack!

[Angela]

He could not be cuter!

[Terry]

Thank you for a wonderful Mother's Day chuckle! Hope you have a wonderful day, you're such a cool blogger and mom - or mom and blogger!

[Laurie (Moo!)]

Happy Mother's Day, my friend!

I love all of the #1 answers. Very cute, all of it.

It would take hours to pull out all of the stash, just to flash it but I'm game if you are!

:-)

[Lindsay]

Those responses are too funny. I like "They say she used to be nice". lol.

The color of you Liesl is beautiful! And on that flash your stash thing....I say go for it! At least I'd like to see: ) I might even consider doing the same sometime!

[Tece]

Happy Mother's Day, Marisol! Enjoy your day and get lots of knitting done!

[Dawn]

Those strawberries made my mouth water! Hey I love that hat your wearing!!!:) Very cute post! Hope you had a blessed, wonderful Mothers Day! Big hugs!:)

[Rocky Moreno]

Totally cute, Happy Mother's Day!!!